As Seen On My TV

Dear UPN:
Tonight is Tuesday, but I will not be watching Veronica Mars on its new night. Why, you ask? Well, it appears you are preempting my beloved TV obsession with a basketball game. And you preempted last week's episode in LA. Now, I ask you, my darling little netlet, how do you expect to get accurate VM ratings if you are not airing first-run episodes at their specified times in the number 1 (NY) and 2 (LA) markets in the country? This is hardly giving the show a chance! In other words...never mind the sports and give me "Never Mind the Buttocks"!